The Big One

Well, we are two weeks out from our next presidential election and unless something miraculous happens Barack Hussein Obama will be our next commander in chief. There are only two ways that I can see that it won't happen.
1.) The fact that he is not an American citizen is finally accepted. And for you doubters ask yourself why he hasn't given any proof at all of his citizenship.
2.) The leftists think they have the election so in the bag they don't even bother to go out to vote.
I have to give it up to Hoos, he did some amazing shit out on the campaign trail. He is so good at what he does that, and this is a doozy, I read about the oldest American voter overseas who is a hundred-and-something nun living in the Vatican who is voting for him. When a man who supports third trimester abortions gets the nod from a dare I said "old-school" nun in the Vatican... well what can I say about that? You simply can't fight that.
I was listening to local radio guy named Tom Martino who does a consumer advice show here in Denver today. Generally he isn't that political as far as I know and if I had to put money on it I would say he is an Obama supporter. Anyway, he was talking to a lady recently about acne treatments or some such thing and the lady said she wasn't worried about her son's acne because once Obama is elected it will go away.

I suppose the case could be made that the kid is so stressed out about the election that that is the reason for the acne and once it's all over and done it will clear up but I don't think that is where she was going with this. Again, how can you fight a guy who can not only balance the budget, end war, fix health care, "lower" taxes, AND cure acne... Man.

So here are my predictions for the Obama presidency.

1) If there is a clear winner election night there will be "celebrations" involving looting and burning things major cities across the US. If it is drawn out then all will be well due to the attention span of the average American. And, I should add as an aside, if he does loose God have mercy because this entire country will look like L.A. post Rodney King.

2) There will be celebrations in the streets in Damascus, Riyadh, Tehran, "Palestine", Paris, and Pyongyang. Sharia-ville, AKA London may also have some too.

3) As the taxes go up for all those rich $250k/yr people and small businesses, they will start laying off pushing unemployment to new heights. The government will start dumping tons of money into the economy pushing inflation up. The good thing is all those newly unemployed people will have some top notch social programs to fall back on.

4) Once in office he will learn that it is not a simple as invading Pakistan and now that Iraq is relatively calm he will pull troops out of Iraq to try and sure-up Afghanistan, setting us back years in Iraq.

5) Once the tax breaks for the "Exxon/Mobile's" are taken away gas prices will go way up to compensate.

6) He will "look at" things like off-shore drilling but knowing his bread and butter is the far-left eco-nuts he won't do it. He will also shy away from nuclear, rather going for solar, tidal, and wind. Ultimately we will not be able to power the US with the sun or the oceans and we will continue to suck down oil just as much as before but his "attempts" will count for a lot in the minds of the left. After all it isn't easy being green.

7) He will be loved and cherished by other socialist leaders from around the world and America will soon fall to the same fate as most of Western Europe: ridiculous taxes, unchecked immigration, lose of national identity, and weakness (more so than we already are) in the eyes of those countries that would do us harm.

8) he will do his damnedest to take guns away from people. He will start by taking away assault weapons, then semi-autos. He will also try to limit where guns can be carried and stop imports of fire arms. If he can't do it through the front door he will take the California approach where some guns are fine but ammunition is illegal. Worse come to worse he will have the US join the UN's attempt to internationally ban personally owned fire arms. They use terms such as "illicit" but they are so loosely defined. Please read the Nairobi Protocol.

http://www.iss.co.za/dynamic/administration/file_manager/file_links/SAAF12.PDF?link_id=19&slink_id=6546&link_type=12&slink_type=13&tmpl_id=3

Pay special attention to ART 3 (a)(iii) It also requires nations to adopt "necessary legislative or other measures" to conform to UN rules, while of course not infringing on a nation-state's right a sovereignty. Pay very close attention to articles 5 and 7. Basically yeah, they do want to take guns away from people they don't deem necessary to have one. This a how Hoos will do it.

I have plenty of other predictions but I just got slammed and I have to go.