Conngrats Mr. President

So, the world rejoices at the second coming.

First there is the ever even-keeled Ahmadinejad offering his good wishes to our new (ahem) president,
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/11/06/ahmadinejad-offers-obama-landmark-congratulations

Now our dear expansionary allies to the West want an "early" meeting with Mr. Obama.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/11/08/kremlin-medvedev-obama-plan-meet-soon/

Hamas has extended the congratulations to our Commander in Chief
http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200881108029

A quick little blurb about good ol' Fidel congratulating the big man
http://news-rten.tis-www.com.ua/item-world-state_and_community-x-2345580.html

Here's a little pre-election endorsement I missed. I'm sure a hearty pat on the back would have come from Kim Jong Il if he didn't have one foot in the grave at the moment.
http://ronhebron.com/blog/2008/08/north-korea-endorses-barack-obama.html

Let's see who else... Ah i would be remiss if I didn't mention the distinguished gentleman from Venezuela Senior Hugo Chavez
http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/uncategorized/chavez-congratulates-obama-suggests-rebuilding-relations_100115591.html

How about Syria
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081107/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_syria_obama

Good job Mr. President. You have ingratiated the United States to pretty much every dictatorship, totalitarian, and terrorist backing government on the planet. That is overwhelming to say the least.

On to other news. It would seem that The Savior will now throw a bone to the extremely important world player of Kenya, his birth... excuse me, ancestral, home.
http://www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/488472/-/tlki72/-/index.html

He recently named the esteemed governor of my home state of Michigan to his economic advisory board. I don't even know what to say to this... She has destroyed that state. I mean seriously... I just don't even know what to say. Michigan is so far in the hole right now. I actually can't... yes, yes I can believe he put her on his economic advisory team. Michigan has been known as the "One state recession" for years and he puts her... Jesus, never mind.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6212137&page=1

Tom Brokaw and Charlie Rose, two of Obama's biggest choad lickers for the previous two years, started to cover their asses not too long ago, by saying that they really aren't sure what, exactly, they know about Mr. Obama.
http://www.charlierose.com/shows/2008/10/30/1/a-conversation-with-tom-brokaw

I had more but I'm really tired... I leave you with this. How do you think things will pan out in a year when he has both Jewish leaders who supported him, and the Nation of Islam and Hamas, all vying for his attention? How will he keep labor unions in his pocket when the taxes he wants to levy will force companies to fire loads of people? These are all mutually excluding. Hamas and the JDL cannot have the same Patron for long.

Thank God I'm out of the Army... I'd rather go to prison than serve under That One.